By George I figured it out

So I was baking cookies tonight. Chocolate chip cookies to be exact. And as I pulled them out of the oven I was surprised, yet not surprised, to find them flat and stupid looking. I thought, "What could I have done wrong this time?!" And then I realized what it was...The answer to my question that was in dire need of being answered... Flour. It needed more flour. Luckily, I still had most of the delicious cookie dough left to add in the substance that would make my cookies no longer stupid. Voila. Delicious, perfect looking cookies are awaiting me now in the kitchen.